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11:10pm April 19, 2014

the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

11:09pm April 19, 2014

k-population:

(x)

11:09pm April 19, 2014

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

11:08pm April 19, 2014

kaworuniggiesa:

pkmntrainer-wally:

kaworuniggiesa:

are boys real

no

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11:08pm April 19, 2014

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

11:07pm April 19, 2014

mickeymouskovich:

a rape victim says “I was drunk” and it’s makes the assault her fault

a rapist says “I was drunk” and suddenly he can’t be held responsible for his actions

that is royally screwed up

11:06pm April 19, 2014

annabjorgmans:

Anna and Elsa do each other’s hair (◡‿◡✿)

11:06pm April 19, 2014

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

11:05pm April 19, 2014
  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
11:05pm April 19, 2014

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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